10 Things I Never Thought I Would Say

Sometimes, Jaren reminds me of another busy little boy!

1. "Eww, gross! Don't eat your poop!"
2. "Don't stick your fork in your eye."
3. "We eat with our hands, not our feet."
4. "Stop kicking your brother in the head."
5. "Mommies color their [toe]nails, not little boys."
6. "Please don't jump on the dog!"
7. "Get your finger out of your nose."
8. "Only mommy can feed the baby mommy's milk."
9. "Sit down, fold your arms, and be still... forever!" (Yes, I was having a hard day!)
10. "You better stop or else..."